MicroCon 27 Is Sold Out. We Tried to Tell You.

We Warned You. For a Year.

For twelve months, we told you exactly what was going to happen.

We weren’t subtle about it. We didn’t hide it in the fine print. We didn’t whisper it into a dark corner of the internet.

We shouted it.

MicroCon 27: North America was going to sell out.

And now it has.

With more than a year still remaining before the first badge gets scanned, before the first awkward diplomatic incident, before the first micronational leader stands up and delivers a speech nobody asked for, the conference is completely sold out. Not just sold out. Record-breaking sold out.

We tried to make it easy.

We launched with a ticket price so absurdly low that we were essentially paying part of your way ourselves. We offered payment plans. We created a student discount so generous it felt less like event registration and more like a parental bailout package. We practically stood outside your house waving cash and a registration form.

The people who listened are in.

The procrastinators are not.

That’s how this story ends.

Or maybe not.

Because while the conference floor is full, your nation doesn’t have to be invisible.

Right now, there’s still time to appear in the official MicroCon 27: North America program. Your flag. Your nation. Your mission. Your questionable claims of sovereignty. All of it.

Secure a flag listing. Take over a page. Tell the world who you are and why your tiny patch of land, bedroom, backyard, island, basement, or converted garden shed deserves recognition.

Hell, there’s even one title sponsorship available for someone bold enough to put their name on the entire program.

Look, you already missed your first opportunity.

Don’t miss the second one.

Because when people flip through that program years from now, they’ll remember who showed up. They’ll remember who planted their flag. They’ll remember who wanted to be part of the story.

The blank spaces? Nobody remembers those. Submit your flag HERE before the program sells out, too.

And here’s the good news: you can still come to San Diego.

Our two excursions still have a few seats available, and they’re worth every penny. The conference itself may be sold out, but the adventure isn’t. There are still experiences to be had, friendships to be made, and questionable decisions to be discussed over tacos and drinks.

As for the conference?

Someone will probably cancel.

People get sick. Life happens. Empires crumble.

If you’d like a shot at one of those seats, get on the waiting list by emailing us HERE.

Then start praying.

You ignored us the first time.

This is your last chance to prove you’ve learned something.