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We warned you.
For a full year we told you MicroCon 27: North America was going to sell out. We launched with a ridiculous early-bird price. We offered payment plans. We sent emails, texts, and made enough videos to annoy your spouse.
The smart ones got in.
The ones who waited? You’re standing outside looking through the window.
But there’s still a sliver of hope.
Some excursions still have limited space available–see below–and if you’re determined to attend the conference itself, EMAIL US and ask to be added to the waiting list. If someone cancels, we may be able to transfer their ticket.
Don’t count on it.
But stranger things have happened.
ONE MORE OPPORTUNITY: Even if you’re not coming to MicroCon 27: North America, there’s still time to get your flag into the official program.
You already missed one opportunity. For heaven’s sake, don’t miss this one too. Add your flag HERE.
It would also be a good idea to sign up for the official MicroCon 27 newsletter HERE. We’ll keep you updated on any stray tickets here.
Finally, please review our complete terms, conditions, disclaimers and refund policy HERE.
MicroCon 27 Conference – Saturday, August 7th, 2027
$240.00 SOLD OUT
*** Sorry, this event is SOLD OUT ***
This is it—the main event. A full-throttle, no-B.S. day where the rockstars of the micronational world step up and drop knowledge like gospel. Big ideas, wild stories, fresh faces. You’ll learn, you’ll laugh, you’ll question reality—and yeah, we’ll keep you fed. All of it sky-high, with a view that doesn’t quit. Move fast. Regret is expensive. See full program details HERE.
Dinner and Gala on the Yacht – Saturday, August 7th, 2027
$240.00 DON'T MISS THE BOAT! 4 SPACES LEFT!
Join us for a royal dinner at sea—salt air, strange company, maybe even a toast to bad decisions. Who would have ever imagined our gala aboard a yacht? The Sultan, that’s who! Price vanishes at any moment. See full program details HERE.
Excursion #1: Mexico Day Trip – Friday, August 6th, 2027
$199.99 *** SOLD OUT but… ***
If we have enough demand, we will charter a second bus, so sign-up for the wait list now!
This package gets you across the border and deep into a day of glorious, guided chaos. You’ll stand where the border wall disappears into the Pacific at Friendship Park, wander through the beautiful madness of Mexican souvenir shops, soak in the music, the smells, the street life—and then do lunch the right way: fresh lobster in Puerto Nuevo’s legendary Lobster Village. The best stories usually begin the moment you leave your comfort zone.
*PASSPORT REQUIRED*, under 18 required paid parent or legal guardian. See full program details HERE.
Excursion #2: LOCKED – Sunday, August 8th, 2027
$99 Details coming soon! Regular price: $240
This one’s gonna be wild—a can’t-miss, life-flip experience. We’re still hammering out the details, but trust me: skip it, and you’ll regret it forever. Stay sharp. Sign up for the newsletter HERE—be first in line.
CLOSED: STUDENT DISCOUNT – BUNDLE: Conference + Dinner and Gala on the Yacht – Saturday, August 7th, 2027
$160 CLOSED – YOU WERE WARNED
For a hot minute, we’re dropping a handful of discounted student tickets. Limited supply, limited time. If you’re not under 18 when this whole circus kicks off, don’t even think about it. See full program details HERE.
Want to pay via Venmo or Zelle? Contact us.
Please view our terms, conditions and refund policy here.
All individuals under the age of eighteen (18) must be accompanied at all times by a parent or legal guardian who has purchased a valid admission ticket. The accompanying parent or legal guardian expressly assumes full responsibility for the minor guest, including but not limited to supervision, conduct, safety, and compliance with all applicable rules and policies
Discounted admission, designated as “Student” tickets, may be available for guests under the age of eighteen (18), subject to verification and availability.
Short on Dubles?
Look, we get it. Not everyone’s sitting on a treasure chest of Dubles or swimming in sovereign wealth. So here’s the deal: We’ve cooked up a payment plan—simple, no-nonsense, and backed by the most trusted name in fictional finance: The Bank of Slowjamastan. You’re already pre-approved. No credit checks, no bureaucracy, just a firm handshake and a wink. This offer’s good through December 31st, 2025. After that, the vault slams shut.